Aspiring seagulls wanted

I never posted this anywhere IRL but I like the fantasy that I could.

The vertical text at the bottom is meant to be cut vertically, so that people can tear off a piece to take with them.

I also made a flyer promoting a fake society! It's not as striking as the Seagull Training Course, but I think it would have been hilarious to surreptitiously stick on a wall in the Freshers Fair. Fortunately for the University of St Andrews, I have finished all my coursework and have no reason to be on campus. Also, I ran out of printer credits ages ago. So don't come after me, StA!!